Monday, 5 March 2012

So, You think Skiing is Better Than...........

SEX.  Well, I'll let you be the judge.

Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better Than Sex

10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Waxing is painless lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of virgin territory

The only things in life that are certain are death, taxes...and an accident blocking the road on the way to your favourite trail.

Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers...could only dream of telemark turns.

I have a dream...of skiing in endless powder.

Give me liberty or give avalanche.

Good things come to people who wait...but those that jump in early usually get good powder too.

The meek shall inherit the earth...the aggressive shall dominate the slopes.

Many are chosen but few come...when the trails are fresh during the work week.

Once you are 50, it is downhill all the way!

And as I write this blog, it is snowing;  18 cm already and much more on its way.  We are both going downhill.............skiing, of course.
The Enchanted Forest

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